Open Roles
We’re always hiring for positions that may or may not exist.
Director of Infinite Availability
Remain perpetually open to opportunities. Responsibilities include refreshing inboxes, adjusting expectations, and maintaining optimism.
Senior Alignment Specialist
Work cross-functionally to ensure all teams are waiting for each other to decide. Proven expertise in circular accountability loops preferred.
VP of Next Steps
Lead our initiative to identify, schedule, and indefinitely postpone what comes next. Visionary ambiguity required.
Manager of Managed Expectations
Facilitate clear miscommunication between departments. Must be comfortable with disappointment as a deliverable.
Recruiter of Recruiters
Source, interview, and onboard other recruiters who will never contact candidates. A recursive role for recursive thinkers.
Principal Waiting Room Architect
Design and maintain the emotional and digital spaces where candidates linger indefinitely. Experience with liminal UX design ideal.